Shut up. Give me money.

I made DUMBESTPRODUCTS as a place to sell some of my things.

Things I find, things I make, things I think are cool.

I like to sell things, because I like money.

My name is James.

About the products

Much of what you will find on this site is print-on-demand, and it comes from a trusted US supplier.

The printed products are chosen for quality.

Anything I make personally… I made personally. It’s chosen for having been done.

About “Finds”

I am a prodigious junk shop crawler. If it’s a box of stuff that smells like… damp… I’m there.

As such, I run across ashtrays, weird tat and questionable ephemera from days gone by.

So, I sell some of it on ETSY. I’d put it here, but I get more traffic for that kind of thing there.

Guarantee

If you don’t like what you receive, contact me, and we’ll figure something out.

I’m nothing if not fair.