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FREAKINASHEVILLE.com the SHIRT

$26.66

Because Jimbo is a capitalist dickhead who doesn’t mind profiting off of soft-minded nostalgics.

Just buy it. That’s all I’m writing.

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Because Jimbo is a capitalist dickhead who doesn’t mind profiting off of soft-minded nostalgics.

Just buy it. That’s all I’m writing.

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Printed on Comfort Colors – the best damned t-shirts on the planet – these unisex beauties are garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel you usually only get after five years and a few hundred washes. You DO wash your shirts, right?

Only available in red, black, and white. Why? Because you don’t need 58 colors. You need three that actually look good.

The Details:

  • Sizes S to 4XL
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed = soft + bold
  • No side seams, no nonsense
  • Double-needle stitching (tougher than any soy boy)
  • Made ethically in the USA

Wash cold, tumble dry low, iron if you hate yoursel. Skip the bleach and dry cleaning.

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