Description
Squat into your final form with this sacred slab of cotton. Born in the alleyways of post-Soviet despair and baptized in sunflower oil, this shirt whispers sweet nothings like “cyka” into your ear as you light another cigarette outside a condemned apartment block. Comes only in black or white – because color is for capitalists.
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Printed on Comfort Colors – the best damned t-shirts on the planet – these unisex beauties are garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel you usually only get after five years and a few hundred washes. You DO wash your shirts, right?
Only available in red, black, and white. Why? Because you don’t need 58 colors. You need three that actually look good.
The Details:
- Sizes S to 4XL
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Garment-dyed = soft + bold
- No side seams, no nonsense
- Double-needle stitching (tougher than any soy boy)
- Made ethically in the USA
Wash cold, tumble dry low, iron if you hate yoursel. Skip the bleach and dry cleaning.
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