J IS FOR JUDGY SHIRT

Description

It’s not that I admit it, it’s that I’m proud of it.

Remind me to tell you some day about the time I visited Children’s Television Workshop

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Printed on Comfort Colors – the best damned t-shirts on the planet – these unisex beauties are garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel you usually only get after five years and a few hundred washes. You DO wash your shirts, right?

Only available in red, black, and white. Why? Because you don’t need 58 colors. You need three that actually look good.

The Details:

• Sizes S to 4XL
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Garment-dyed = soft + bold
• No side seams, no nonsense
• Double-needle stitching (tougher than any soy boy)
• Made ethically in the USA

Wash cold, tumble dry low, iron if you hate yourself. Skip the bleach and dry cleaning.