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JOY MULTIPLICATION SHIRT

$26.66

Like Joy Division? Me too.

It doesn’t make us cool.

You know what DOES make you cool? Buying this shirt. I’ll think you’re cool the entire time I spend the profits.

WHICH – let’s face it – is about enough to buy a half a cup of coffee. Do you have any idea how stupidly low the profit margin is on print-on-demand shirts? It’s almsot like we’re just a marketing arm for printers…

HEY! DAMMIT!

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Like Joy Division? Me too.

It doesn’t make us cool.

You know what DOES make you cool? Buying this shirt. I’ll think you’re cool the entire time I spend the profits.

WHICH – let’s face it – is about enough to buy a half a cup of coffee. Do you have any idea how stupidly low the profit margin is on print-on-demand shirts? It’s almsot like we’re just a marketing arm for printers…

HEY! DAMMIT!

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Printed on Comfort Colors – the best damned t-shirts on the planet – these unisex beauties are garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel you usually only get after five years and a few hundred washes. You DO wash your shirts, right?

Only available in red, black, and white. Why? Because you don’t need 58 colors. You need three that actually look good.

The Details:

  • Sizes S to 4XL
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed = soft + bold
  • No side seams, no nonsense
  • Double-needle stitching (tougher than any soy boy)
  • Made ethically in the USA

Wash cold, tumble dry low, iron if you hate yoursel. Skip the bleach and dry cleaning.

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