P IS FOR PARANOID STICKER

Description

To know Pierre is to have him worried about you doing some sneak shit.

He’s usually right. You’re all a bunch of assholes.

Buy this sticker, and I won’t give Pierre any money. He’s paranoid that I’m stealing from him.

For a Canadian, his correctness is unique.

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Affix chaos. Glossy, bright and stylistically unhinged, these kiss-cut stickers turn laptops, journals and cop cars into loud monuments to your bad decisions. Durable, scratch-resistant, bubble-free anarchy printed with eco-friendly inks. Peel. Slap. Regret nothing. Or everything.