SPACE RACE JIMBO™ Boxer Briefs

Description

THE DETAILS OF WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU GET THE UNDERWEAR:

FIRST: You get the drawers.
Ask yourself: “What can stop me when I’m wearing these bad boys? The answer? Absolutely nothing. You’re a fucking winner, man.*”

SECOND – YOU GET BRANDPOCALYPSE…
YOUR BRAND’s NUCLEAR OPTION.

Sometimes, you have to blow things up, burn them down to the ashes and start over.

Your brand is the same way.

If your brand isn’t working JUST RIGHT for you, for your audience – and for your bank account – it’s time to drop some megatons from the clear blue.

Bomb it into submission. Rebuild.

Then it can blow up. The right way.

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BRANDPOCALYPSE. Dropping sweet bombs of truth, honesty, action and value from above.

WHAT YOU GET:

A FULL BRAND & BRANDING AUDIT:
The eyeballs and brain of a 30 year veteran of the branding, design and marketing world will run all over every aspect of your brand. Logos, color, words, websites (even SEO,) social media, content. I’ll check everything you have for consistency, clarity and messaging. I’ll note any “negatives” or confusing things I find and come up with an actionable plan to fix it, bolster it and clarify what you’re trying to do. A $750 value ALL DAY LONG.

ONE-ON-ONE CONSULT:
We’ll go over my findings on your brand and branding. I’ll provide actionable advice, tips, links and resources to fix what ails your brand. We’ll also discuss anywhere you’re struggling with your brand – from mindset to mechanics. No holds barred – I will tell you what you need to do, even if it hurts your feelings or offends your designer. That’s another $750.

LOGO & BRANDING REFINEMENT:
I’ll take your current logo and clean it up and into the exacting standards of JimboApproved™, vectorize it and give you a package of a variety of formats and colorways. I’ll provide you with a color palette (based on your current branding & my advice) to simplify the process of creating on-brand design collateral. I’ll hand you resources that will make your brand (and branding) easier, faster, better and EXPLOSIVE. BOOM – another $750

NOTHINGTOBRAND:
You’ll have 30 days of access to NOTHINGTOBRAND, which will bolster and support everything we talk about and SO much more. Click the featured image on my profile to get just SOME of the details. According to every member of NTB, this course alone is worth at least $1000. Some even say $10k – for just the first week. Tiny little upgrade fee, and you get lifetime access and a whole bunch of bonus content.

2 WEEKS UNLIMITED MESSENGER ACCESS & 4 WEEKS OF Q&A LIVESTREAMS:
This is where it gets crazy… You get THE GOD OF BRANDING on-call for 2 weeks and access to 2 weeks of live group coaching and AMA calls. I can’t even put a price on this – but you can ask questions, get critiques, suggestions, mindset advice, marketing mayhem, content cues… holy shit, I need to stop now.

The price?

A PALTRY $555

I’ve already had numerous people yell at me because of the price. But – I’m a giver. Or insane – depends who you ask.

Social proof? You’re fucking right I’ve got it. HMU – I’ll send you to some people who will tell you to jump on this before it blows up in my face and I regret giving away $5,000+ worth of the good shit for 1/10th of the price.

I’ve been doing this for brands, large and small, for longer than some of y’all have been alive.

Now’s your chance.

This carpet-bombing of value may not come again – and if it does, you can bet your sweet ass the warheads will be a lot harder to get your hands on.

Want more details? CLICK HERE.

(but if you buy it from that page, the underwear aren’t included.)

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These boxer briefs are made from a soft and stretchy material that ensures comfort throughout the day. The boxer briefs have no back seam, and they feature a lined front pouch for extra comfort and support.

• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Lined front pouch for additional support
• 4 cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric
• Crotch panel
• Overlock and coverstitch
• No back seam for extra comfort
• Mid-rise
• Blank product components in EU sourced from Lithuania

*or woman. you do you. anyone is welcome to wear these and get the dealio.