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TRAUMA GETS SHIT DONE SHIRT

$26.66

“Trauma Gets Shit Done” hums like a haunted engine. Awkwardly powerful, slightly unhinged and weirdly efficient. It’s less slogan, more spell: a muttered incantation from the part of your brain that won’t sit still. Change doesn’t come from peace. It crawls out of the wreckage wearing sensible shoes and stupid shirt.

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“Trauma Gets Shit Done” hums like a haunted engine. Awkwardly powerful, slightly unhinged and weirdly efficient. It’s less slogan, more spell: a muttered incantation from the part of your brain that won’t sit still. Change doesn’t come from peace. It crawls out of the wreckage wearing sensible shoes and stupid shirt.

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Printed on Comfort Colors – the best damned t-shirts on the planet – these unisex beauties are garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel you usually only get after five years and a few hundred washes. You DO wash your shirts, right?

Only available in red, black, and white. Why? Because you don’t need 58 colors. You need three that actually look good.

The Details:

  • Sizes S to 4XL
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed = soft + bold
  • No side seams, no nonsense
  • Double-needle stitching (tougher than any soy boy)
  • Made ethically in the USA

Wash cold, tumble dry low, iron if you hate yoursel. Skip the bleach and dry cleaning.

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