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XACTO SHIRT

$26.66

A silent nod to the late-night cutters, the layout slicers, the precision-obsessed. That tiny glint of blood on the X-Acto blade isn’t horror… it’s sacrifice. A rite of passage. A badge of the bleary-eyed, pixel-weary few who know that real design leaves a mark, sometimes literally.

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A silent nod to the late-night cutters, the layout slicers, the precision-obsessed. That tiny glint of blood on the X-Acto blade isn’t horror—it’s sacrifice. A rite of passage. A badge of the bleary-eyed, pixel-weary few who know that real design leaves a mark, sometimes literally.

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Printed on Comfort Colors – the best damned t-shirts on the planet – these unisex beauties are garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel you usually only get after five years and a few hundred washes. You DO wash your shirts, right?

Only available in red, black, and white. Why? Because you don’t need 58 colors. You need three that actually look good.

The Details:

  • Sizes S to 4XL
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton
  • Garment-dyed = soft + bold
  • No side seams, no nonsense
  • Double-needle stitching (tougher than any soy boy)
  • Made ethically in the USA

Wash cold, tumble dry low, iron if you hate yoursel. Skip the bleach and dry cleaning.

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